One of best ‘spoofs’ of ’80s music videos, was Addicted to Love, by Robert Palmer in 1985. In honor of this week’s Wicked Wednesday’s prompt of telephone, I thought I would write alternate lyrics — raunchy — lyrics about being addicted to tech. [Feel free to laugh at my attempts.]
Playing in bed, I’m all alone
Downstairs, you’re on the phone
Cock is hard, I wanna fuck
Too many blogs, I’m outta luck
Can’t turn off, can’t unwind
Going down, constant chimes
Just one more check, pretty please
I want your mouth, get on your knees,
Damn, you like to believe you’re in charge of your feed, bullshit
closer to the truth you’re making love to your phone
You think all my hard spanks are boring, you’re addicted to tech
Ignore the signs, they’re really clear
You’re texting me, but I’m right here
Your thumbs dance over the screen
Updates come in and it’s too late, wanted to ream
Your ass is safe
Coming for you I masturbate
Notice that you don’t care
When cum gets in your hair
Damn, you like to pretend you’re in charge of your feed, bullshit
Replaced by your phone I say enough is enough
Even your pussy is neglected, you’re addicted to tech
This made me laugh so much! Honestly — phone or sex — you’d think it was a no-brainer, wouldn’t you?! I wonder if a recording might make a Christmas No. 1? 😉
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It is a no-brainer… tech wins every time. 🙂
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Unfortunately, yes.
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And I sang it too!!
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It’s such a catchy iconic tune.
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That’s so cool and I sang it 😉
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Got an entire chorus singing along.
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Can’t stop laughing! Well done, LS!
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Not that this applies to you, nora. 😉
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😀😀😀
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Haha I think you did rather great here!
Rebel xox
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Thanks, Rebel. For a bit of flash poetry, it’s not bad.
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This is really cute, LS!
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Thank you Miriam. Always good to have cute in your life.
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True! Must be careful not to overdose on cuteness tho 😉 It might be the last thing you eva do.
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Cuteness is vastly underrated. 😉
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It totally is!
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I can relate! Very clever take on the song – made me laugh in that “yeah I get it” sort of way.
Indie xx
PS: Your pussy looks rather put out judging by the ears. S/he’s got that long suffering look some cats get when their humans do something we think is funny but they are just tolerating…. Lol!
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Vincent — the pussy in question — is very tolerant. He’s not into tech though… I think… I mean, I do find weird searches on the computer in the morning. 😉
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Lol!!!
My lot do like to walk across keyboard while i’m typing so they clearly don’t appreciate my love affair with tech!
Indie
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Well, I hummed the tune so I think that means you’ve got a hit on your hands, lol. 🙂
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If only it was that easy. 🙂
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