“So? How did it go?”
“Chemistry, don’t pick me
Can’t believe, chemistry
Go away please
This girl is out of your league.”
“Why do you always sing fake lyrics?”
“They’re not fake… they’re alternative.”
“Fine. I take it your date didn’t go well then.”
“Chem—”
“DON’T SING!”
*Sigh* “Okay. It sucked. There, you happy?”
“You’ll find someone… someday.”
“Over a rainbow, way up h—”
“ARRGH!”
“Come on, I’ll treat you to a latte.”
~~~
“Hi.”
“Hi.”
“Do you mind if I sit?”
“Take a load off, Fanny. Take a load for free.”
“Thanks. I thought it was ‘Take a load off Annie?'”
“Nope. And my name’s not Annie.”
“You’re a funny girl. I like that.”
“Just don’t call me Barbara either.”
“I’m Jeb. What should I call you?”
“You can call her weird. You’re in my seat.”
“Sorry. It was nice to meet you — not Annie or Barbara. You’ve got a very nice voice. Take care.”
“Why did you do that? He seemed like a nice guy.”
“You’re so… weird!”
“You already said that. Hey! Mister Jeb!”
“Yes?”
“Wanna dance with somebody?”
“In a coffee shop?”
“Why not?”
“I guess it beats dancing with myself.”
“Or on the ceiling.”
*Laughter* “I’m in.”
“See you later, I’m outta of here.”
“Is your friend always so grouchy, not Annie or Barbara?”
“She hasn’t gotten laid in awhile. Makes her cranky.”
“And you?”
“Me what?”
“Are you looking to get laid?”
“That’s awful forward of you.”
“Well, you feel like a woman. Besides, don’t you feel the spark?”
“The spark?”
“Chemistry, it’s for real
Between us, chemistry
Come dance with me
Never gonna leave my bed.”
“That last line isn’t from Valerie.”
“But it should be.”
“That’s a bold declaration, Jeb.”
“It ain’t bragging, if you can do it… all night long, all night long.”
“Well, Jeb, lucky for you, I got a blank space, baby, and I’ll write your name.”
“Not Annie or Barbara, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.”
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This is cute. Often I will answer my husband in song lyrics. Hehe
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“Hit me baby, one more time.”
🙂
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“Baby bend over, baby bend over, baby bend over”
🙂
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Love it! I’m still laughing. That’s my kind of date!
I got so carried away reading, I forgot to count the songs. At least I don’t write the songs… they’d make everyone cry! 🙂
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Love me some Barry Manilow.
I should have made a contest on how many songs and film references I used in this post. A couple are subtle.
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Me too!
Yes, you should have. Remember for next time! The winner gets a free copy of Stephanie! 🙂
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I used references to ten songs and three movies in the story.
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Wow! I’ll have to see if I can find them all now!
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This was an absolutely delightful read.
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Thanks! It was “instant chemistry” when I read the prompt and the song popped into my head.
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Well done
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I smiled through the whole read! I often sing nonsensical songs to my Queen. Typically she would rather I didn’t. And there are several songs that are punishable should I sing them.
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Which means you must sing them all the time. 🙂
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Not those songs. I’m not a glutton for punishment!!
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This is so good! Love the references to the songs… it had me smiling from beginning to end 🙂
Rebel xox
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I like to make you smile, Rebel. You deserve it for all the hard work you do. 🙂
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