The why of the reaction eludes us

“So? How did it go?”

Chemistry, don’t pick me
Can’t believe, chemistry
Go away please
This girl is out of your league.”

“Why do you always sing fake lyrics?”
“They’re not fake… they’re alternative.”
“Fine. I take it your date didn’t go well then.”
“Chem—”
“DON’T SING!”
*Sigh* “Okay. It sucked. There, you happy?”
“You’ll find someone… someday.”
“Over a rainbow, way up h—”
“ARRGH!”
“Come on, I’ll treat you to a latte.”

~~~

“Hi.”
“Hi.”
“Do you mind if I sit?”
“Take a load off, Fanny. Take a load for free.”
“Thanks. I thought it was ‘Take a load off Annie?'”
“Nope. And my name’s not Annie.”
“You’re a funny girl. I like that.”
“Just don’t call me Barbara either.”
“I’m Jeb. What should I call you?”
“You can call her weird. You’re in my seat.”
“Sorry. It was nice to meet you — not Annie or Barbara. You’ve got a very nice voice. Take care.”
“Why did you do that? He seemed like a nice guy.”
“You’re so… weird!”
“You already said that. Hey! Mister Jeb!”
“Yes?”
“Wanna dance with somebody?”
“In a coffee shop?”
“Why not?”
“I guess it beats dancing with myself.”
“Or on the ceiling.”
*Laughter* “I’m in.”
“See you later, I’m outta of here.”
“Is your friend always so grouchy, not Annie or Barbara?”
“She hasn’t gotten laid in awhile. Makes her cranky.”
“And you?”
“Me what?”
“Are you looking to get laid?”
“That’s awful forward of you.”
“Well, you feel like a woman. Besides, don’t you feel the spark?”
“The spark?”
“Chemistry, it’s for real
Between us, chemistry
Come dance with me
Never gonna leave my bed.”
“That last line isn’t from Valerie.”
“But it should be.”
“That’s a bold declaration, Jeb.”
“It ain’t bragging, if you can do it… all night long, all night long.”
“Well, Jeb, lucky for you, I got a blank space, baby, and I’ll write your name.”
“Not Annie or Barbara, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.”

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16 thoughts on “The why of the reaction eludes us

  1. Ina Morata January 31, 2018 / 12:33 pm

    Love it! I’m still laughing. That’s my kind of date!
    I got so carried away reading, I forgot to count the songs. At least I don’t write the songs… they’d make everyone cry! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • lurvspanking January 31, 2018 / 12:40 pm

      Love me some Barry Manilow.

      I should have made a contest on how many songs and film references I used in this post. A couple are subtle.

      Liked by 3 people

      • Ina Morata January 31, 2018 / 3:59 pm

        Me too!

        Yes, you should have. Remember for next time! The winner gets a free copy of Stephanie! 🙂

        Like

  2. collaredmichael January 31, 2018 / 3:10 pm

    I smiled through the whole read! I often sing nonsensical songs to my Queen. Typically she would rather I didn’t. And there are several songs that are punishable should I sing them.

    Liked by 1 person

      • collaredmichael January 31, 2018 / 5:53 pm

        Not those songs. I’m not a glutton for punishment!!

        Like

  3. Marie Rebelle January 31, 2018 / 7:38 pm

    This is so good! Love the references to the songs… it had me smiling from beginning to end 🙂

    Rebel xox

    Liked by 1 person

    • lurvspanking January 31, 2018 / 10:15 pm

      I like to make you smile, Rebel. You deserve it for all the hard work you do. 🙂

      Like

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