A tribute to the great Victorian Age of Erotica, where orifices were plundered and bottoms were whacked. I now present the following account for your prurient pleasure, set at Peacock House outside of London, England where the year is 1865.

Our heroine, the vivacious and impudent Ruby Slapumcheeks. His Lordship Caneshard of Lower Bumhampton, who runs a tight house with a whippy cane. Mrs. Cleanknockers, the housekeeper with a firm hand and a roving eye. Mr. Steedstiff, mysterious trainer of the female staff. Miss Frothinglips, the ward of Peacock House, proper upper class diction, with a talented mouth. Louisa Sweetcunny, an experienced maid with a penchant for trouble.

If you need to catch up from the beginning, then the complete chapters are here for easier reading.
The morning of the first day: Chapter 1 is here
The afternoon of the first day: Chapter 2 is here
The morning and afternoon of the second day: Chapter 3 is here
The afternoon of the second day: Chapter 4 is here
The evening of the second day: Chapter 5 is here
The morning and afternoon of the third day: Chapter 6 is here
The afternoon and evening of the third day: Chapter 7 is here
The morning and afternoon of the forth day: Chapter 8 is here
The afternoon and evening of the forth day: Chapter 9 is here
The morning and afternoon of the fifth day: Chapter 10 is here
The afternoon and evening of the fifth day: Chapter 11 is here
The morning and afternoon of the six day: Chapter 12 is here
[Coming soon] The afternoon and evening of the six day: Chapter 13 is here as a scrollable category which can be read 4 times a week in 100-word drabble format.

If you like The Bumhampton Chronicles, and its Victorian-era atmosphere, then you may be interested in The Case of the Disciplined Valentine.

A comedy of Victorian manners mixed with delicious spankings and sexual encounters guaranteed to raise even a vampire’s blood pressure. Byron Cane sets a torrid pace in his historical paranormal erotic novella.

It is 1854 in steampunk London, and Sir Nachton MacRath is warily returning to his home isle after decades abroad. He has good reasons to steer clear of the Royal Family, but is immediately snared by the Queen herself, who anoints him, Her Chastiser of Loose Morals, complete with elevation to the upper reaches of the aristocracy. Rather than a quiet existence as a vampire, he is now a Peer uneasily rubbing shoulders with the most powerful men in the Empire.

Phoebe Hayward is a lady of good breeding, but like all her contemporaries, longs for some excitement and romance. Valentine’s Day is only weeks away, when their paths cross with a bump. Despite later discovering the man ordered to discipline her is actually a vampire, she can’t help falling in love. The more encounters with Sir MacRath she has, the more her body yearns to know what it is to submit to his vampiric touch. When he reluctantly agrees to be her Valentine, thus begins a Domination and discipline the likes of which she’s never dreamed.

MacRath doesn’t feel he deserves Phoebe’s love, and attempts to push her away by taking her deeper into sexual submission. She surprises him — and herself — by eagerly submitting to his every desire. Together, they explore the sensual heights that a woman and a man — a vampire — can reach. But politics and conflict are never far away, and the Valentine’s Day deadline comes all too soon.

Note: The original version of this book was included in the Lust in Lace paranormal romance anthology.