The Dastardly Dom sails the High Seas

This week for Wicked Wednesday, the prompt is ‘Pirates’. The title character comes from a conversation I had recently, in which the term, ‘Dastardly Dom’ came up in a cheeky way. 🙂

“Dominic?” Vittoria called out. “Are you almost ready?” She fussed in the mirror, adjusting her mask and tugging at her short — very short — hem. The length of leg exposed was disconcerting, but the party was not only for adults, but between a small group of friends exploring the ‘lifestyle’. She reached round and tugged the wedgie out of her crack. “I hate thongs,” she muttered, then carefully applied lip liner. “Dominic! We’re going to be late!”

Heavy tread clumped down the stairs. “What are doing weari…” Vittoria sucked in her breath as all the air seemingly vanished from the foyer. “Dominic?” she said with a soft squeak.

“You there, wench, fetch my cloak from yonder chest. The Dastardly Dom wishes to hoist the anchor.” As she gaped at her husband, he scowled and slapped his thick leather gauntlets across his palms. “Are thoust deaf, wench. Move your arse lest you feel the wrath of my scurvy temper on your backside!”

Vittoria quashed an incipient giggle at his attempted archaic pirate dialog, for she was feeling very light-headed and awed at his costume. She scurried to do his bidding, opening the closet door and blinking at the black wool cape that hadn’t been there in the morning. She felt the overwhelming urge to curtsy as she presented the garment to her pirate lord and master. They may have barely dipped their toes into role playing, but Vittoria felt extremely submissive already. She tipped over the edge when he barked his next command.

“Remember your place, slattern, is to please me…” he leaned closer and hissed, “or else.”

She bit her lip, not in fear or mirth, but because she was on the verge of throwing herself at his feet and begging to be ravished. “Yes, Sir. I understand.” She dared to glance at his stern face, gasping at the unbridled lust she saw in his eyes. Gabbling for something coherent to say, she stammered, “Doe-does m-my attire please The Dastardly Dom?”

He stroked his goatee, brows furrowed and impatiently motioned her to twirl. “Faster, and keep your arms outstretched.”

She shivered, feeling the cool air flowing over her bare cheeks and wet knickers as she spun.

“I am satisfied, very satisfied,” he purred, clear evidence tenting his tight trousers. “Except…” From beneath his scarlet cummerbund, he retrieved a short leather strap. “Thou art too pale in the posterior for my tastes. I prefer a red-bottomed lass in me bunk. Assume the position, the crew deserves a good showing of pirate law.”

As the strap rose and fell on her smarting buttocks, Vittoria thought, “I could get used to rum, sodomy and the lash.”

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20 thoughts on “The Dastardly Dom sails the High Seas

  1. Ina Morata February 21, 2018 / 4:29 pm

    What a wonderful snippet of the Dastardly Dom and his wench! It made me grin from start to finish. That strap in the cummerband had an interesting effect on me! 😉
    And now, of course, I want to know what shenanigans the Dastardly Dom wants to get up to with his wench next…


    • lurvspanking February 21, 2018 / 7:13 pm

      I might make this a series for Wicked Wednesday. Every Dom should carry a strap about his person for dealings with his naughty wench. “Avast there, and reef yer sails. Prepare to be boarded. I feel the need to blow me cannon. Argh.”

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      • Ina Morata February 21, 2018 / 10:50 pm

        I am sure you are ABSOLUTELY right, Sir! But do I rise to this wave of pirate talk? Methinks this wench should try to be a good little girl.
        I would LOVE it if you make this a Wicked Wednesday series!

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        • lurvspanking February 21, 2018 / 11:00 pm

          “Argh, so ye thinks a good little girl would escape ‘de lash, do ye? Well… ye be wrong. A pirate has no moral compass. He plunders where he will and take no prisoners. Unless they be comely and shapely wit a very spankable arse. Wench or no, no one escapes The Dastardly Dom!”

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          • Ina Morata February 21, 2018 / 11:05 pm

            EEK! *good little girl goes into hiding. He really IS a Dastardly Dom!*

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  2. Sweetgirl February 21, 2018 / 6:37 pm



  3. Marie Rebelle February 21, 2018 / 8:03 pm

    Oh yes, please please please make this into a series! I am totally hooked already 🙂

    Rebel xox

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    • lurvspanking February 21, 2018 / 10:24 pm

      I can see The Dastardly Dom bumbling his way through the various prompts every Wednesday. 🙂


  4. missy February 21, 2018 / 10:15 pm

    I loved this LS. Great characters on a voyage of self discovery 😊

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      • missy February 21, 2018 / 10:27 pm

        If only it were as simple as you choosing one or the other xx


  5. curiousclitty February 22, 2018 / 1:05 am

    Love this. Really made me giggle. And totally agree you should make it an ongoing part of Wicked Wednesday. 😊

    Liked by 1 person

    • lurvspanking February 23, 2018 / 4:35 pm

      Thanks. It will depend on the prompts and how I feel. 🙂


  6. Marg February 22, 2018 / 5:28 am

    A very interesting start to what will be a rather “different” fantasy. Please finish this intriguing story asap.

    Liked by 1 person

    • lurvspanking February 23, 2018 / 4:35 pm

      Thank you, Marg. Haven’t decided on the format yet.


  7. Indigo February 22, 2018 / 12:59 pm

    No no don’t finish it – prolong it and do it repeatedly (with variations)!!!


    • lurvspanking February 23, 2018 / 4:37 pm

      Hi Indigo, sorry your comment got spammed. I don’t have plans yet for The Dastardly Dom. Maybe vignettes.


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