Now a Major Motion Picture: The Wedding Games

lurvspanking

From Vladivostok they came
to play a wedding game
a case of vodka the prize
with competitive eyes
they rushed
and they popped
when to everyone’s surprise
up flipped their skirts
the groomsmen smirked
so the bride declared a tie
and ordered them birched
so all they got
for bursting their balloons
was to forfeit the knickers
and abstain from the liquor
but the boyfriends did rise
[to the occasion]
and after the toasts
made the most of the roast
that their girlfriend’s behinds had become

so let that be a lesson
when playing silly games
if the camera is rolling
keep your underwear from showing
and never
ever
piss off the bride

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11 thoughts on “Now a Major Motion Picture: The Wedding Games”

  1. Marg March 14, 2018 / 10:35 am

    Where is the rest of the video??

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    • lurvspanking March 14, 2018 / 10:43 am

      The video is blank for some reason. That channel though has lots of weird wedding game videos.

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    • lurvspanking March 14, 2018 / 5:02 pm

      Found an earlier copy of the video from 2012 that ends before the blank portion.

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    • lurvspanking March 14, 2018 / 5:03 pm

      It seems to be a staple game. There is a different version of male on female, where the first balloon is popped from behind w/ her bending over. 🙂

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  5. Sweeten Dirty March 25, 2018 / 7:29 am

    That is an interesting wedding game, though it looks kind of fun. I love the poem!

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