A dating profile for Wicked Wednesday. Not much wickedness here, maybe a little satire. 🙂
SDBRF seeking AG/AI/AT/AL/ADR for KISSGBDSMSPNKMEHARD
Single desperate but realistic female seeking any gender, any income, any transportation, any lodging, any dietary restriction for kinky invasive sex, spanking, gaming, brooding, drinking, social misfit, shopping partner, nudist, knowledgeable, mega ego handy, adventurous, rebellious, daring.
Intellectuals need not contact, have standards, you know.
Spank Me Hard! ... Please? 
omg I love this. For whatever reason it cracked me up. So snarky.
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A little snark is never remiss when spanking is in the offing.
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Short & sweet & to the point 🙂
Rebel xox
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I don’t think she could be considered ‘sweet’. 🙂
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I LOVE that you are determined to be so discerning and careful in your search! LOL!!!
Xxx – K
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Careful and cautious is my middle name. 😉
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That last line! LOVE!!!!
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Sex, not a lecture please.
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This made me hoot, love it indeed, especially intellectuals as you have standards, brilliant
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In the moment, don’t ruin the moment with esoteric musings.
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Damn, perfect.
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Thank you. 🙂
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