Dating before emojis

A dating profile for Wicked Wednesday. Not much wickedness here, maybe a little satire. 🙂

SDBRF seeking AG/AI/AT/AL/ADR for KISSGBDSMSPNKMEHARD

Single desperate but realistic female seeking any gender, any income, any transportation, any lodging, any dietary restriction for kinky invasive sex, spanking, gaming, brooding, drinking, social misfit, shopping partner, nudist, knowledgeable, mega ego handy, adventurous, rebellious, daring.

Intellectuals need not contact, have standards, you know.

Wicked Wednesday... a place to be wickedly sexy or sexily wicked

12 Comments

  1. omg I love this. For whatever reason it cracked me up. So snarky.

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  2. Short & sweet & to the point 🙂

    Rebel xox

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  3. I LOVE that you are determined to be so discerning and careful in your search! LOL!!!
    Xxx – K

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  4. That last line! LOVE!!!!

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  5. This made me hoot, love it indeed, especially intellectuals as you have standards, brilliant

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  6. Damn, perfect.

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