Dating before emojis

A dating profile for Wicked Wednesday. Not much wickedness here, maybe a little satire. 🙂

SDBRF seeking AG/AI/AT/AL/ADR for KISSGBDSMSPNKMEHARD

Single desperate but realistic female seeking any gender, any income, any transportation, any lodging, any dietary restriction for kinky invasive sex, spanking, gaming, brooding, drinking, social misfit, shopping partner, nudist, knowledgeable, mega ego handy, adventurous, rebellious, daring.

Intellectuals need not contact, have standards, you know.

Wicked Wednesday... a place to be wickedly sexy or sexily wicked

12 thoughts on “Dating before emojis

  1. livvylibertine March 15, 2017 / 6:51 pm

    omg I love this. For whatever reason it cracked me up. So snarky.

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    • lurvspanking March 16, 2017 / 12:15 pm

      A little snark is never remiss when spanking is in the offing.

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    • lurvspanking March 16, 2017 / 12:15 pm

      I don’t think she could be considered ‘sweet’. 🙂

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  2. lapsedcatholicwife March 15, 2017 / 10:26 pm

    This made me hoot, love it indeed, especially intellectuals as you have standards, brilliant

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    • lurvspanking March 16, 2017 / 12:17 pm

      In the moment, don’t ruin the moment with esoteric musings.

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