Why can’t a woman get a hard spanking?

An adult story about spanking, sex and bad words read with caution

Alison was fed up with feeling sorry for her self. The more blogs she read, the more chat rooms she entered, the angrier she became. What was the matter with those assholes?

‘ALL I WANT IS A HARD SPANKING. NO FRILLS, NO SEX AND NO FUCKING BLOWJOBS! GET OVER YOUR SORRY ASSES AND GET A FUCKING LIFE!’

Creeps and perverts, creeps and perverts: that’s all I get. Where are all the good men?

*POOF*

“Hi dearie, you called me?”

“Who the fuck are you? How did you get in here? I’m warning you, I have a black belt.”

“Oh I know Allie, your belt collection is kicking! Sorry, I’m your Fairy Spanking Queen and I’m here for your makeover!”

“Makeover? Damn, I knew I should’ve snorted less blow.”

“Thanks Allie, but I only let men blow me. I am a Queen.”

“I noticed. Why are you here? Wait: don’t tell me… my makeover. I’ll bite”

“Oooh you are kinky Allie. We’re gonna get along famously! As your Fairy Spanking Queen, it’s my task to turn you into a Dom magnet. All those strong, ripped, hard men will be panting to get your panties down and blister your butt. Is it hot in here or is it just me? Does this dress make me look fat? I’ve never liked ruffles, but, union dress code and all that.”

“This is too bizarre. How exactly are you going to make me over into a Dom magnet? Haven’t all the good ones already got their hands full?”

“Sadly Allie, you are correct. They do have their hands and whips and paddles full dealing with all the bratty girls. That’s why, we are making you over into a power woman.”

“A power woman? Padded shoulders and pouffy hair? No thanks.”

“No silly Allie. A power woman! A woman who can stride up to the chosen Dom, tell him you need a long hard spanking: then turn and walk away. Any Dom worth the title will follow you anywhere.”

“And then…”

“And then, thanks to your makeover, pour moi cherie, you lead him back here, perform a strip tease, ending with being bent over this chair. Implements readily at hand.”

“No sex?”

“No sex Allie, but lots of swats. My guarantee.”

“Where do I sign up?”

6 Comments

  1. LV, can that same Spanking Queen knock about forty years off my life. at that age I hadn’t met a brat I couldn’t handle. 😀
    Warm hugs,
    Paul.

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  2. Smiling at you two!! And Paul, do tell…..I’m waiting for your blog…..You encouraged me – remember?! (she says frustrated wanting to here details basked in past decades) Sorry for the ‘takeover’ in communicating LS, but it’s hard for me to have a chance to communicate with Paul!

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  3. WTF and where is this bitch when I need her! I can’t wait for the days of privacy this coming week! I hope its more than I bargained for 😛

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