It was nearing nightfall, the time when everyone sought shelter against the plummeting temperatures. Not her though: she was on a mission. The goal, to find the elusive MILF. Many had claimed to have succeeded; none had ever offered any visual or physical proof. There! A flash of green on the horizon. She opened the throttle wide. Just like my mouth will be when I catch him, she chortled. When she caught up with the running figure, it turned at bay and lifted its long, thick erect phallus in defiance. ‘Yes!’ she cried out. The Martian I’d like to fuck!